Gaga is bored of doing all this crazy s**t! See the uncensored version on our Facebook page! on.fb.me (make sure to “like” it to get all extra videos) And you can buy this song on iTunes here: itunes.apple.com And here’s the original Born This Way music video if you haven’t seen it yet: www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas with Michael Reisman Directed by Tom Small LYRICS: Intro: This is the manifesto of Mother Brainfart. In Vulvulon , a system of interplanetary planets, there were two races of humanoidians, The Bitchy Dancers, and The Mucusheads. On the first day of the festival of the bleeding disco ball, Queen Cornerface decreed, “From this day forth the citizens of Planet Fabulust shall only communicate via Madonna songs. The Bitchy Dancers protested saying “wait, which Madonna songs?” The Mucus heads said nothing because they we’re mucusheads. Thus began the dance war. Now watch this unrelated video It doesn’t matter if you make due, or make doo doo, (she bumps into people on the floor) excuse me, sorry. Just turn the music up cus I’ve got words to say…gravy Verse: My momma told me when you write a song you don’t have to be original Just mash up parts of other melodies like “Express Yourself” and “Waterfalls” Hey hey hey If someone notices and tries to sue. You can claim that it’s just an homage. Then make a video with whips and chains it’s kooky sci fi gay pride collage Chorus: I’m running out of ideas My dress is made of tortillas I’m on my last leg baby I got …