Mariah Carey Thinks She’s Demi Moore
Here’s a naked, pregnant Mariah Carey posing for the cover of Life & Style and there are two surprising things about this post: 1. The swimsuit photos are actually from over a year ago and not this morning which, don’t feel stupid, I didn’t believe either. And 2. The artist who drew the cover forgot Read More …
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Miley Cyrus is Twitter BFFs With This
After previously quitting Twitter because the lure of posting naked pictures of herself was too great, Miley Cyrus opened a new account on Sunday after being inspired by her new best friend Charlie Sheen. Us Magazine reports:
Late Sunday, the 18-year-old Disney starlet wrote via her new Twitter account gypsyhearttour: “‘Do not fear…the Sheenius is here!’ Read More …
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Jesus. Is Everyone On Bath Salts?
While Angelina Jolie is in Libya saving refugees by stealing their children, Brad Pitt ran around LA last night looking like this. While the easy joke is that he’s drunk, clearly this is the face of a man who can finally take a leak in his own house without the United Colors of Benetton watching Read More …
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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.5.11
Can’t believe Common let that slip through his fingers really, really loose bear hug.
And now for today’s The Crap We Missed: Jesse Spano and A.C. Slater have finally reconciled after the Hot Sundae/diet pill incident. Tara Reid gets asked to sign autographs? Heidi Montag’s new reality show stars Danielle Staub, and Peter Dinklage trying to Read More …
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Jake Gyllenhaal Will Love This
REESE: *walks up* Hi. I just wanted to say my daughter and I love your music.
TAYLOR: Oh my God, I love your movies. Thank you so much.
REESE: Please, it was my pleasure. *notices cameras*
TAYLOR: Wow, this got awkward, huh?
REESE: Pfft. Only if we let it. It’s all in the past, okay? Don’t you worry about Read More …
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