Report: Jersey Shore’s Snooki Is Engaged To Jionni! Plus VIDEO: Angelina Returns On Tonight’s Episode!
In what was likely a calculated PR move by the press-loving Nicole Polizzi, better known to us as all Snooki, rumors abound that she and boyfriend Jionni Lavalle are engaged! This is on the heels of rumors that Snooki was pregnant, which she has vehemently denied.
While no announcement has been made, Snooki has not been shy about her marriage motivation. In one interview, she said,” Jionni’s a great guy, so you know I’m so down to make guido babies with him!”. A source says that the feeling is mutual, and that the proper hardware has been procured. “Jionni bought the ring. He wants to propose on Valentine’s Day,” the source says. She’s waiting for the right time to announce the news to promote her new show.”
Valentine’s Day has come and gone, and there’s been no news of an engagement, and with a Snooki and JWoww spin-off just about to start shooting in Jersey City, I would predict that an engagement announcement would be timed with the premiere of the show, complete with engagement storylines (Snooki Buys A Wedding Dress At Forever 21 and other episodes).
Snooki‘s relationship with Jionni has been the most positive one she’s engaged with thus far, in a recent video posted to USmagazine.com, she and co-star Jenni “JWoww” Farley attribute the success of this relationship (and Jenni’s relationship with boyfriend Roger) to the maturity of the men involved. Snooki and JWoww are quick to point out that both men haven’t changed their careers or lives to accommodate their reality-television girlfriends. Snooki succinctly puts it, “They’re men, not boys.” She adds, “I’s meant to be!” she gushed. “We’re lucky to have found guys that we have found.”
In the video, Snooki also admits that Jionni never refers to her by her Jersey Shore nickname, referring to her as Nicole, and that she would “throw up” if he ever did so.
Snooki’s domestic bliss will be threatened in tonight’s episode of Jersey Shore, where The Situation will finally get to unleash his scheme against her and tell Jionni that they hooked up at the beginning of Jionni and Snooki’s relationship. Snooki responds with her usual grace and class.
Also, Angelina Pivarnick, better known as the Staten Island dump, will be returning on tonight’s episode! In a semi-awkward moment, Pauly D and Vinny spot her at a club and actually decide to greet her. After exchanging pleasantries, Pauly D tries to avoid her while Vinny actually considers taking her home and “banging her.”
The new episode airs tonight on MTV at 10/9c. Check out the preview video below!
TELL US: DO YOU THINK SNOOKI IS ENGAGED? DO YOU BELIEVE SHE IS HIDING HER PREGNANCY? WILL YOU WATCH HER SPIN-OFF? HOW DO YOU THINK JIONNI WILL REACT TO THE NEWS SHE AND SITUATION HOOKED UP?
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Jersey Shore Recap: Rogue Meatballs, Roommate In-Laws, and Relationship Ruins…Roger That!
Last night’s time with the gang from Jersey Shore was just how I like it: light-hearted, drunken tomfoolery without excessive urine, blurring of Britneys, or vomit, and a stage five clinger thrown in for good measure. Speaking of measurement, Mike logged in some quality phone time with the Unit.
Mike is disappointed when he calls the Decibel and finds out he’s in Miami. This means he’s not able to come to the Shore to tell Jionni about Snooki’s situation with the Situation. Mike is thrilled to learn, however, that his brother is hooking up with Deena’s sister. There were so many bleeps in that portion of the conversation I felt like Mike was a smoke detector. Mike is being an evil genius right now…minus the genius part.
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Snooki bids farewell to her dad, urging him to get his drink on, and Jenni confides in her friend that she is upset about the status of her relationship with Roger. Snooki tries to wake a sleeping Situation to see if he’d like to join the group drinking on the boardwalk, but he’s being distant. The gang heads out to a bar that Vinny describes as a sweat box. JWoww is more Womp womp womp than Woww, so she heads home, still depressed over Roger.
Vinny meets a sure-thing, but she’s just a six. If this were mid-week, a six would be fine, but it’s the weekend. He needs to find an eight. He quickly does, but she’s with another guy. Good news! It’s her brother! Vinny gets caught up in a six/eight sandwich. Does that make him a seven? Can they even do math? Deena hijacks the six, being an excellent wing woman as opposed to her normal c-blocker self. A drunk and Ewoked Snooki heads home.
Les-be-honest, it’s bad news back at the clerb for Vinny when he learns his lady love only loves the ladies. No worries, as he’s up for the challenge. Deena goes as far as to bring the six back to the house in the event that Vinny can’t convert the eight. Good news for the six—the lesbian doesn’t want Vinny to be her Christopher Columbus!
The following morning, Jenni calls Roger and finds out that he’s taken off work for the day because his phone was broken. However, he didn’t think to call her and tell her he was free. Snooki is still wasted, and Vinny’s smush with the six was about a nine. In between falling down, Snooki pinpoints that she either needs to poo or spew. Instead she naps on the smush room’s bare mattress. She did attempt to clean it first. Kind of. Jenni and Roger get into another tiff because he is running late for their date. She unleashes all of the pent up frustration she has been having with Roger before hanging up the duck phone.
Pauly and the meatballs head to work at the Shore Store. The meatballs are running around the racks like a Pac Man game before heading out of the store. Boss man is not happy, and he runs after his fleeing employees. Meanwhile, a former customer creepily stalks Pauly D from a boardwalk bench. Danny finds the meatballs taking shots at a bar, with Deena trying to hide behind a booth. Deena wishes he wouldn’t be such “an annoying.” Almost immediately, Snooks meets a bachelorette and the meatballs sneak out of work once again to celebrate with the soon-to-be bride.
Back home, Pauly D talks to JWoww about his new stalker. He’s the only one who has consistently had Shore stalkers. I may be one of them (J/K PD! LOL! Call me!!). Jenni reminds him of the movie Misery and tells him he’s going to have his knee caps smashed. Or ankles. Depends on which version you watched, I guess. Pauly and Vin head out to find the meatballs, and Jenni is quick to join them so she won’t be left at home with Mike. Good call. Are Sammi and Rawn just camped out in the smush room? I know I’ve seen them both for a hot minute (credit where credit is due, Brandi Glanville!) but they are not bringing the usual drama this season. And I’m proud of them for it…
There is a meatball sighting on the boardwalk. Jenni joins the bachelorette party (the poor bride can’t keep up with the meatballs on the dance floor…yikes) while Pauly and Vin continue to cruise the strip. Oddly enough Pauly’s stalker is two steps behind them. Stage five clinger! Back at the house, Mike awakens to find he’s all alone. The nerve of his roommates to go out without him! I mean, when Snooki tried to wake him up to party the night before he was all about it, if “it” was ignoring her and going back to sleep. Mike gives his best Dr. Evil laugh and promises to stop being such a nice guy to these jacklegs.
The girls head back to the house, and Snooki invites the Situation to go out drinking. He’s so confused. Should he go and have fun or continue planning his roommates’ downfalls? The meatballs seem to sincerely want to hang out with him. Such a conundrum. That’s a situation, Situation. #thesaurus Jenni has used up her fun juice and heads to bed. Back at the bar, Pauly and Vin are pool sharking the locals. Pauly is pawning off any and every grenade in the place on his bud. In retaliation, Vinny beckons over Pauly’s stalker. Can I mention that she’s wearing a trucker cap with Pauly’s name airbrushed over the Italian flag? It totally complements her “Cabs Are Heeya” baby-tee. I wish I were kidding/I want that look.
The meatball-Mike trifecta is tearing up Seaside, but Mike is non too pleased when Deena pegs the trio an odd pairing of fun. I make the mistake of pausing it, and Mike’s shifty eyes look sinister. He needs to stop being such a drama queen! He reveals that he’s keeping his friends close and his enemies closer. The meatballs just think he’s back to being fun Mike. Their bad. MTV seems to have stolen Bravo’s mini-scene during the commercial breaks, and last night’s features a conversation between Snooki and the TBH (Terrifying Bunny Head) and a video montage of their fun times. It stops short of the bunny head and Snooks running towards each other in slow-mo through a field of daisies.
Deena has breakfast with Sammi and Rawn who tell her, along with Pauly D, that Danny is beyond angry about the meatball dip. Deena is concerned she’ll be fired and have to leave the house. Meatball D calls her boss to apologize, and he says he needs to think about the meatballs’ fate at the Shore Store. Ronnie is setting up cornhole on the roof, but Snooks finds more entertainment in climbing into the giant box in which the game was packaged. The shocking part is that this doesn’t shock me.
Ah yeah, Chinese food yeah! It’s Sunday dinner time, and Mike questions Deena about their siblings’ second date. Mike is joking about the new couple and Deena doesn’t take too kindly that the table talk is laughing about her sister. She lightens up some when Mike starts referring to her as his future sister-in-law. The Situation loves how easy it is to play Deena. He must call the Millimeter to relay this information. Mike finds out from the Particle that his brother is doing the smash and dash with Deena’s sister. Mike thinks this news is hilarious, as his brother is not normally like him this much of a jerk. Likewise, Deena isn’t feeling a potential future family dinner with her sister as Mrs. Even Older Situation. While she believes that Mike is being nice now, a leopard never sheds it’s stripes. No wait, a tiger never sheds it’s spots…y’all know what she means!
After Mike hangs up with the Gallon, the duck phone quacks again. It’s Joanie, Deena’s sister! Mike’s face looks like Angela Landsbury’s when she’s figured out who done it on Murder She Wrote. Geez Mike, you really don’t have much going for you these days, do you? He stutters through some dialogue with Joanie while giving her some skewed advice about his brother in hopes of gaining more Deena dirt. He’s so charming.
The next morning, Vin and Pauly head to the G(ym) where they run into a very angry Roger. Vinny agrees that Jenni is being stubborn, and Roger vows that he won’t be the first one making an apologetic phone call. Vin relays this message to JWoww. Bad move…maybe? Nope! Who knew? Jenni actually calls Roger to tell him she’s sorry. He goes off on her as soon as he picks up the phone. Roger uses some pretty big words. I am emphatically impressed. And the conversation takes a very negative turn.
Next week, the meatballs make Danny an apology cake, Snooki apparently watches Deena do sex (gag and gag…and one more for good measure: gag), and JWoww is at the center of a Karma brawl between Roger and some drunk juicehead.
WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE? ARE YOU TEAM ROGER OR TEAM JENNI? WHY IN THE WORLD IS MIKE ACTING LIKE THIS? WHAT DO YOU THINK RONNIE AND SAM ARE DOING THE OTHER 42 MINUTES WHEN THEY AREN’T GETTING SCREEN TIME?
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Jersey Shore Recap: Loyalty and Betrayal
It’s back to the beach with the peeps of Jersey Shore. Last night, Vinny settles back into shore life, Snooki loses bladder control, and Mike is eerily nice.
Vinny has come back to the Mothership, which is awesome because it means no new roommates for the gang. Everyone heads out, but Rawn for one is leery that Mike is being nice. Like really nice. Scary nice. It is very strange. JWoww is upset that Roger has been MIA, while the Situation reveals that he wants to get a tattoo that says “Loyalty and Betrayal” since he knows so much about those two things. Ronnie thinks “Betrayal and Betrayal” would be more appropriate given Mike’s pension for stirring up dramz among the roommates while being anything but “loyal.”
No matter, let’s just go to Karma! Pauly D is thrilled to have his wing man Vinny back at the Shore. Snooki is thrilled to have all of her guido family back together. So thrilled, in fact, that she totally soils herself on the dance floor. I know when I have to pee…do you, dear readers? Luckily Snooki takes a Shore shower, which means she maybe washed her hands when she went to the bathroom. Who are these people?
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The gang heads back to the house where Deena just wants a Hot Pocket. Don’t deter her, people! Vinny and his pseudo-mohawk are very excited to back at the shore. The next morning, Snooks wakes up, complete with Payless platforms intact. She wants to get rid of the evidence of tinkling on herself before everyone else awakes. Wait, she didn’t do that the night before, shower, and put on clean drawers? I am every bit disgusted as Snooks as she covertly places her soiled undies in the trash. Party foul times ten!
Deena is having issues. Her real extensions and her add-in white blonde extensions have gotten tangled. Even worse, while trying to untangle all her fake hair, Dirty D gets electrocuted! Sammi gives her a clean bill of health so all is well with the world. Snooki is ready to day drink. Mike is being shady, and Jenni still can’t get in touch with Roger. To be on the safe side, Snooki puts on a pair of Depends two pairs of underwear to make sure she has a fun day. Ronnie is the only voice of reason. He’s beyond concerned about how chill Mike is being. Is he going to blow up the shore house?
Day drinking! Sunday Funday! Deena rhyming things I don’t understand! Mike is excited to be out, as he’s a native. He’s going to find friends wherever. Pauly and Vinny are skeptical. Snooki’s bladder is bothering her beyond measure. She may have a UTI…urinary tract infection, not ultimate tanning institute. Thanks for clarifying. She’s not pregnant though. The gang decides to hit up the batting cage, much to Mike’s dismay. Remind me that if my life ever depends on a softball game to pick Deena over Snooki.
On the way out that night afternoon, Snooki and Deena end up in a cab with the Situation. He feels alone. The dudes are against him. The girls try to appease him while thinking he’s being overly dramatic. On the roof of the shore house, Mike engulfs Snooki in a bear hug. Sadly enough, his pants are so low that he needs MTV blurring. He admits that he’s been trying hard with the house mates and his feelings are hurt. When the remaining roommates show up, all they can focus on is the fact that Mike is accidentally showing the party in his pants to people who don’t want to attend. Poor JWoww can’t look at him as his shorts are now mid-thigh. A drunk Mike doesn’t understand why his roommates are being so shady. He doesn’t feel accepted. Snooki tells him that his 180 degree mood swing into kindness doesn’t seem sincere to the group. Mike is mad…he’ll show them insincerity. Geez. How old are you? Oh yeah, my age. AKA old.
Mike can’t let it go, so he goes down to unleash on Pauly, Vinny, and Rawn. It’s not even nighttime in the land of Jersey Shore. It’s still daylight! Snooki is mad that the boys gloss over the situation with the Situation. In an effort to “bring fun” to the house, Deena and Snooki revive the horrifying, terrifying, not okay in my book bunny costume. The group decides to play a memory game. I hear soot, bad memory, warm beer, and Snooki. It’s bound to go downhill from here, but I apologize for not being able to give you the actual rules. Snooki is apparently losing which means she is covered in soot, but yet she has no clue that her whole face is tainted. She learns quickly when she heads to the restroom. And can I say, thank goodness she went to the restroom instead of wetting herself?
Pigeons have taken over the shore porch. That’s what happens when late night snacks meet early morning birds. Jenni chides a friend into coming to fix her and Snooki’s hair. Meanwhile Deena is using her Shore Store creative prowess to insure that her new booty shorts (yikes!) are seen under her short dress. No worries there. Snooki’s father arrives and, much like all good father/daughter relationships, she asks her dad to head to the store to buy false eyelashes and cranberry juice for her UTI. That’s pretty much exactly what I asked my dad to bring me the last time he came over for dinner.
Mike is over the moon that he has just seen Roger when Jenni doesn’t know he’s in town. The Situation is laying on the charm with Deena who is lapping it up like a puppy with a new bowl of water. Mike acts like he’s confused by his roommate’s antics. Um. Deena is playing into his “Situation” like it’s her job. Mike just wants justice with the roommates….and for all of them to know that he did, in fact, hook up with Snooks while she was dating Jionni. And, at the end of the day, isn’t that what we all want?
After a day at the Shore Store, Mike feels the need to tell Jenni that he saw Roger. He hates to start drama, but he doesn’t want to be a liar. He’d rather stir the pot. Pauly D and Rawn are laughing about the fact that Mike must be up to something since he’s being so nice. The guy house mates are over it. Mike does a horrible job of trying to throw Jenni and Roger’s relationship under the bus. Pauly, Vinny, and Ron pretend to agree with Mike that Snooki is lying in her relationship with Jionni about her alleged hook up with Mike. Because they care. #notatall
Next week, Vinny gets blocked by Deena while Jenni and Roger’s relationship implodes.
WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE? ARE YOU HAPPY VINNY IS BACK? IS MIKE BEING CONNIVING OR NICE? IS THIS THE END OF JENNI AND ROGER?
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