Katy Perry Firework Parody: Just let it shine… This was a HARD video to make Watch the original here: www.youtube.com And our Katy Perry California Gurls parody here: www.youtube.com written by Mark Douglas directed by Tom Small LYRICS Have you ever had an uninvited guest Why did you wear sweatpants The day she wore that dress You put a book on it Your woody wouldn’t quit Think of disgusting things and don’t encourage it And then it starts to ache zippers about to break Your using every trick to try to tame your trouser snake Listen and listen good Don’ t cover up your wood A woody never should Ever have to be Caged or blocked Unlock your jock Just let it pop Like a jack in the box Show em that your willy works A stiffy shouldn’t have to hurt Make em scream oh my god As you shock em with your lightning rod Baby let your mojo rise It doesn’t matter what the size You don’t have to feel ashamed Like Miley it just can’t be tamed Boing boing boing Even bigger than Boeing Boeing Boeing Sometimes it can be annoying noying noying But now your confidence is gro- ow-ing Put your package on display Even if they scream and run away Your the jockey of your one eyed horse I’m talking bout your dong of course Someday when youíre old and bored You’ll wish that you had shown it more It’s the reason that the world was born Every girl believes in unicorns Doing ding dong Someday random chubbys will be gone Doing ding dong Can’t believe I wrote a whole schlong song MORE BARELY …