Yandy Smith Admits Chrissy Lampkin Didn’t Want To Tape Reunion With Her; Talks Jim Jones Drama & Pregnancy Rumors!
Following the highly dramatic second season of Love Hip Hop, and the non-reunion recap show, Yandy Smith is now opening up on a whole lot in a new interview.
Talking to VH1, Yandy confirms what we reported, which is that Chrissy Lampkin was indeed the reason VH1 could not film a typical reunion, as she refused to be in the same room with Yandy because Yandy refuses to bow down to her unlike Emily and Olivia. Diva much?
Yandy also reveals the status of her relationship with Jim Jones and Mama Jones today, discusses how she actually helped create the Love Hip Hop series, and responds to all those rumors out about her – including the pesky one that she’s pregnant. Below are excerpts from Yandy’s interview:
What are your thoughts on the recap episode?
I was a little apprehensive, I was a little upset at the last few episodes with Erica and I was like ‘Oh my god, you guys made it look like I was setting Kim up!’ so I was kind of upset with production and Mona [Scott-Young] and I was like, why aren’t we doing a regular reunion show, I want to address people and certain things that were said and done, and Mona was like well, Chrissy doesn’t want to tape with you. I was like with me?? Why not? So I was like, I only want to do it if I can address the things that have happened because I don’t like looking a certain type of way.
I know that you were around for the filming on season one. I don’t know what your role was though. Were you on the set a lot?
No, I pitched the show but it was called, ‘Keeping Up With the Joneses.’ I pitched it. We couldn’t really get Jim to commit the way we needed him to, so I called my good friend Mona and she came in and she was pitching a show to another network about the women behind the scenes in hip-hop. So we put our brains together, and we figured out that we did the same kind of concept that she had but with Jim and Chrissy. Season one, I was actually overseas with Missy Elliott. I was overseas for three months, and that was the whole taping. I came back the day of Chrissy’s proposal to Jim and I was there for that. You’ll see me on clips briefly in that proposal scene.
Have you spoken to Jim at all since everything ended?
Nope, I haven’t.
And what about your relationship with Mama Jones?
I’ve spoken to Mama Jones… a bunch of times. I just spoke with her yesterday. Things are okay with her and I. She got mad at the last episode, but other than that…well not the last episode, she got mad when Chrissy and I got into it at the club. She was like, “That was unnecessary!” People don’t understand that when you’re human, you can only hold your composure but for so long, especially if it’s not who you really are. I’m not someone who gets talked to crazy or one that gets mistreated. You know, I have pretty good relationships. I’ve always maintained my relationships, so that was really difficult for me to keep biting my tongue. Someone just kept picking at me. You know? It was just difficult. It got to a point where I just got really tired and I was like, “You know what? I’m going to quit because I don’t ever want to disrespect someone’s lady.” So that’s when I just felt like maybe the best thing for me to do is just walk away from the situation to make things a little easier for him.
Do you take any comfort knowing that [Chrissy's] anger and her feelings weren’t only directed at you? She had her fight with Kimbella. She’s had her history with Somaya—
Then Olivia for a little bit.
Exactly.
I don’t take comfort in knowing that because I think it’s sad, you know? I don’t take comfort in knowing that someone’s so bothered and just so unhappy that they have to find something to pick at. That doesn’t make me happy. That doesn’t make me comforted. I wish she could’ve been happy and have enjoyed taping and had a great experience from it. I do not find comfort in knowing that, you know, she had to find someone to pick at every season or every episode.
You’ve been the target of rumors, including one about you being pregnant, how do you handle that?
It’s crazy. I’ve heard I got a nose job, people put up before and after pictures of me, but they don’t know about makeup contouring. I’ve heard that I have butt implants. I’ve heard that I hosted a party at a gay and lesbian club so I’m a lesbian, I’ve heard so many crazy things, I don’t know how to explain it. I think people are used to it and know that it’s nonsense. Every single week I hear something new about me and it’s 98 false and 2% okay, I’ll give you that, maybe I gained weight so my boobs look bigger and I do look fatter.
What’s going on with your jewelry line?
It’s going really well! We’re calling it a lifestyle brand, EverythingGirlsLove.com is the name of the jewelry line and the online magazine. It launched when the show launched and it’s doing amazingly well in such a short time. We have Karen Gravano from Mob Wives on the cover now, last month we had Mashonda, the first month I was on the cover.
Meanwhile, Jim Jones made the following tweets below about producer Mona Scott Young after the recap episode aired on Monday night:
When all else fails, blame editing or better yet blame the producer! Both Chrissy and Jim are acting like whiney sore losers. The minute fans are no longer team Chrissy, all of a sudden they are ready to quit the show. Perhaps Chrissy needs to accept responsibility for her own bully actions, instead of blaming others! She’s the one who made herself look bad this season; starting with the nastiness by stomping and sucker punching Kimbella.
Moving on to Emily Bustamante, who posted a picture of her and her rapper beau Fabolous, proving the two are still indeed together or something like it. Emily posted a cozy photo of the two under the caption: “Don’t sleep on us.” That photo of Emily and Fab is below!
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“Don’t sleep on us,” tweeted Emily. Alrighty!
Teen Mom 2 Recap: What Goes Around Comes Around
Last night’s Teen Mom 2 was thirty minutes longer than it needed to be. Why MTV, do you need to draw out this drama past its allotted hour? If the show had just been in its normal time slot, I wouldn’t have seen Leah file for divorce or Kailyn cheat on Jordan with Jo. Of course, I also wouldn’t have seen Chelsea work towards her GED (you go, girl!), or Jenelle check herself into rehab for her addiction issues. Oh MTV, you’re both a b*tch and a lover…
Jenelle is on probation, but she’ll be scott-free if she can stay clean for one year. She’s not allowed to fraternize with anyone who has pending drug charges, and that includes Kieffer. She’s back in Barbara’s house, and it’s back to status quo with the pair cussing and screaming at each other in front of poor Jace. This child deserves so much more than these MTV cameras are providing. Jenelle feels like her world is coming to an end because she can’t smoke and she can only communicate with Kieffer via phone. She talks to him about breaking up since they won’t be able to see each other in person for at least twelve months. He’s on board. That should tell the out-of-touch-with-reality Jenelle a lot.
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Kailyn and Jo have been getting along famously since he came over to see her place and meet Jordan. The court hasn’t yet rescheduled the pair’s child support hearing, but all is a-okay with these exes. Jo will be debuting some new music and he would like to start utilizing his mid-week visitation. He’ll be in the studios on the weekend working on his rap skillz. Jordan comes by while Isaac is napping and Kailyn relays this new information. Jordan feels like a third wheel as Jo will be partaking in said mid-week visitation at Kailyn’s new digs.
Adam hasn’t talked with Chelsea since their fight, nor has he tried to see his daughter. Chelsea feels like she needs to complete her GED before she turns 21, as she’ll no longer be a high schooler at that point. Or for the last three years, but semantics. Chelsea feels like she finally has her life on track. Her dad’s She’s paying her bills, she has a job… things are good.
Leah and Corey are still fighting about moving into a new trailer. Leah is concerned because Corey has heard a rumor that Leah had sex with another guy right before their wedding. She admits to her mistake, and Corey asks (thank you, Corey!!) if she wore her engagement ring while she was with this other guy. She did. He gets teary from her confession while she gets seems to get teary for getting caught. While she has mascara streaming down her face, but I really don’t know if she’s remorseful. I think she almost is happy she has been called out for her actions. Oh Corey. He tells his wife he needs time to consider whether he’ll be moving with her into the new trailer. Dude. He is too nice.
Jenelle is having a difficult time coping with not being able to see her friends… and of course, not smoking weed. She tries to discuss her hardships with her mom. Barbara is quick to tell her that she can’t use pot as an outlet for her problems. A very tearful and emotional Barbara begs Jenelle to seek help. Jenelle meets with her lawyer Dustin Sullivan to talk about her choices. He doesn’t sugar coat what she needs to do. He offers her some in-patient treatment options, and he is hopeful about her outcome if she chooses the program.
Jo and Kailyn have their first mid-week visitation with Isaac. While Kailyn feels guilty for meeting with Jo sans Jordan, she is glad their son will have extra time with his father. Of course the first question out of Kailyn’s mouth is about Jo’s love life. He announces that Isaac is his only love. She is concerned that Jo has a multitude of groupies hanging by the wayside. And does Jo want to order pizza as a family? Seriously? Jo checks out, but not before Kailyn can profess her love for him. Awkward! She meant to only tell Isaac how much she cares, not Jo. Jo isn’t phased in the least, but Kailyn is borderline giddy as she sends her ex on his way.
As Corey needs time to process Leah’s recent indiscretion, she has taken the twins to move in with her mom so Corey can have “his time.” Leah’s mom thinks the couple’s troubles are due to trailer-gate… she doesn’t know her daughter had sex with another man days before the pair said their vows. Corey goes to talk with his dad (hat intact), and dad is shocked to learn that Leah has cheated again. His father (like me) is flabbergasted. Corey isn’t willing to work things out – he wants to file for divorce. His father is supportive. Corey has tried to keep his family together, but this is the second time she’s admitted to cheating on him. Corey seems devastated that it’s come to this, but he can’t keep wondering what his wife is doing every time she leaves the house. He is much kinder than I am.
Chelsea is trying to purge Adam from her thoughts. Instead, she’s focusing on getting her GED. She meets with her dad, and she is excited to write her first check ever–OMG–to her dad to help with her rent.
Leah is hoping that Corey will change his tune. She tells her best friend that she cheated with Robbie the week before her wedding. Her major excuse for her indiscretion is that Corey wouldn’t have sex with her in the weeks before they were married, so she looked elsewhere. Her friend asks if Leah told Corey about what she did, and Leah reveals that Corey heard the gossip through the grapevine. Let’s note that she likely wouldn’t have told Corey if he hadn’t heard it from someone else. This girl needs some Dr. Drew. Your soon-to-be-husband abstains from sex until your wedding night so you look for that physical fulfillment elsewhere? Maturity, what?
Jenelle is toying with the idea of rehab. She meets with her friend Amber. You may know her from Jenelle’s recent charges. She explains to her friend that she may need help breaking her marijuana addiction (hint, she’s not addicted to weed, she’s just addicted to a feeling that makes her forget her troubles). Jenelle does think that Jace will be in good hands with Barbara in the event she needs to go away for a while.
Jo speaks with his brother about his new visitation and the “connection” he now feels with Kailyn. He is quick to say that he respects Jordan and is happy that Kailyn has put a positive person in Isaac’s life.
Leah is devastated that Corey says he doesn’t love her after her bombshell. She can’t believe he’s retained a lawyer. Let’s backtrack… Leah has been texting Corey non-stop that he doesn’t need to respond to her as if they are dating. He needs to remember they are married. Um, I think he does, which is why he’s gotten a lawyer to represent him in your divorce. After you were unfaithful… more than once. Why does Leah feel like the victim? Didn’t she create this situation?
Chelsea is working hard at Year Round Brown. She is thrilled she has something to distract her from Adam. So who calls? Adam. When he requests an overnight with Aubree, Chelsea is hesitant to agree. He cusses her out for her concern. Chelsea confides in her mom about her worries. Her mom hopes that he won’t be drawing her back into his web. Chelsea isn’t sure what to think.
Likewise, Kailyn is confused about her recent connection with Jo. She seeks advice from a mutual friend. She admits that she still has feelings for Jo, but the friend tries to give the best advice possible – no Jo. Kailyn’s convinced… it’s Jo that she needs. I hope Jordan saved the receipt for all those Uggs!
Leah’s main concern is that Corey will fight for sole custody of the twins. She confides in her mom about all the secrets she’s kept from her family. I love that every time Leah tries to tell someone she cheated, she prefaces it with the fact that Corey wasn’t willing to have sex the week before their wedding. Girl, own your mistakes. Leah’s mother seems to be playing devil’s advocate. Leah’s mom, of course, is supportive of her daughter, even in light of the news that she was unfaithful.
Jenelle meets with Dustin to discuss in-patient treatment. She has received a scholarship for a place in California, and the judge has signed off on the plan. I can’t tell if Jenelle is just happy to get away or if she really wants help. Okay, so I know how this all plays out, but I’d like to think she really wants help.
Chelsea continues to be proactive about obtaining her GED. Her very preggers friend is charged with watching Aubree while Chelsea talks with a counselor about her options. Is it just me, or do most of these girls have pregnant friends? Chelsea determines that she doesn’t want to sign up for the study program, she just wants to keep taking practice tests until she’s received her GED. All she wants is to go to beauty school. We’ll see how that goes.
Kailyn wants to know if Jordan trusts her to be alone with Jo during his mid-week visits with Isaac. Jordan is concerned. Kailyn can’t believe Jordan would think such a thing. Um, she totally just asked Jordan if he was worried about her rekindling feelings with Jo… she brought it up, so she can’t upset when he concurs.
Leah is terrified that Corey is after sole custody. She’s googling a lot… and you know that means she’ll come up with a legitimate answer. She starts calling divorce lawyers and gets a quick consultation. Leah can’t seem to let go of the fact that “Corey refuses to work things out”… yeah, because you slept with another guy a week before you married poor Corey! Should he be begging for you to reconcile?
Jenelle is packing for rehab, and while she hates to leave Jace, she feels it’s the best decision. Barbara seems proud of her daughter’s decision. She seems very supportive. The pair discuss Jenelle’s choice and Barbara wants her daughter to know that she’s doing what is best for her and Jace. In a heartbreaking scene, Jenelle talks to Jace about why she needs to go away for awhile.
Chelsea is studying for her GED practice tests. She is nervous about the results. Chelsea passed! She still has a few more subjects to tackle, but this is good news.
Jo and Kailyn are having another visitation while Jordan is at work. The couple bathe Isaac together, with Kailyn asking her toddler son how happy he is to see mommy and daddy co-parenting. I wonder where this will lead… Kailyn and Jo read Isaac a bedtime story, and Jo reveals he is going to drop his child support appeal. Isaac goes to bed, and apparently so do Kailyn and Jo. Scandal!
Jenelle leaves super early for her west coast rehab. Barbara sends off her daughter with some tears and sincere positive thoughts. Barbara is a good person… she may not know better, but she does well with what she has. I haven’t always given her the benefit of the doubt. Then again, MTV doesn’t often give me 90 minutes to form my decisions.
Leah is worried that Corey is a step ahead in a custody battle so she meets with an attorney. She shares Ali’s issues, and the attorney goes to check whether Corey has even filed for divorce. He hasn’t. Leah decides to beat him to the punch. I have never been a Leah fan, but I am so disappointed in her at this point.
On the next episode, Jenelle begins her rehabilitation, while Chelsea still wants Adam in her life. Jordan isn’t willing to listen to Kailyn when he hears of her infidelities with Jo, and Leah moves forward with the divorce.
WHAT DID YOU THINK OF LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE? SHOULD KAILYN HAVE BEEN SO OPEN TO HAVING JO IN HER HOME? THOUGHTS ON JENELLE’S REHAB? TEAM COREY OR TEAM LEAH IN LIGHT OF WHAT YOU SAW ON LAST NIGHT’S SHOW?
PHOTO – Kylie Jenner Tweets Photo of Khloe Kardashian’s ‘Real’ Father; Kim Desperate To Keep Divorce Proceedings Private! Kris H. Says Marriage Was “Real” To Him!
In what appears to be another transparent and calculated attempt by the Kardashian family to manipulate the public and take away attention from Kris Humphries, who is now speaking out about his quickie marriage, moments ago, Kylie Jenner tweeted a photo of Khloe Kardashian and her ‘real dad.’
The photo, posted below, is of Khloe and Kris Jenner’s hairdresser of over 30 years, Alex Roldan. Kylie tweeted: “First official photo of my sister and her dad! Like father like daughter!”
If you recall, two of Robert Kardashian’s ex-wives publicly stated last month that Khloe was not a real Kardashian. Then came the shocking photos of Kris’ hairdresser Alex, who bears an extremely striking resemblance to Khloe.
Even more damning, Khloe’s middle name is Alexandria. Following Kylie’s tweet, Kris Jenner quickly tweeted: “OMG can’t anyone take a JOKE??!!!!!!! Hahahahhahh.” Yeah, people questioning the parternity of one’s daughter is evidently “hahahaha” funny. Also, nice to see pimpmomager Kris is training her younger brood to follow in the attention whoring footsteps of their older sisters!
The photo of Khloe and her “Dad” is below!
Moving on to Kris Humphries, who is speaking out after months of being villainized on national TV as the negligent oaf of a husband to Kim Kardashian. And he is insisting he believed their marriage was the real deal.
Sitting down with Access Hollywood and dispelling rumors that he is legally bared from discussing his failed relationship, Kris reveals he took his vows very seriously. “I mean, to me it was real,” he said. “You know, I would never go through something, do something, that wasn’t real or I didn’t believe in, so I can really only speak for myself in terms of that.”
Kris admits it was hard to handle the very public breakdown of his marriage but he is doing alright. “I’m in a great place—above all, my faith in God, and just how close my family is, and then the fact that, you know, luckily we didn’t get locked out all season and we’re playing basketball.”
“You know, basketball is where you can go and not think about anything and just let loose,” Kris explained. “I always tell people basketball is like my therapy. Some people talk to psychologists, and I just go and play basketball.”
Kris is also keeping busy with his charity work preventing childhood obesity by encouraging physical activity. He reveals he is currently scoping out sites to build an outdoor basketball complex. It’s so nice to see someone not using charity as a photo-op! Ahem… Kim.
And Kris is very single. “I’m not dating,” he said. “My girlfriend is Spalding.”
A source close to the Kourtney and Kim Take New York star confirms he has moved on and is officially done with Kim and the Kardashian nonsense! “Kris is so over Kim,” a source reveals to HollywoodLife. “He says he never even really knew who the real Kim was.” I don’t think Kim knows who the real Kim is – hopefully her newfound interest in faith can help her out with that. Step one: Take off the sixteen pounds of make-up.
“The Kim Kris fell in love with doesn’t exist anymore. Of course, she broke his heart, but Kris feels he’s a better person now,” the source asserts.
And Kris has learned a lot about relationships – like don’t marry shallow, self-absorbed, famewhores! “Kris is more clear about the type of woman he eventually wants to marry and he doesn’t want her to be anything like the Kim you see on the reality show.”
The source admits that although Kris has seemed resilient to the public, it’s been a struggle for him to accept the truth about his marriage and move on. “His sister Kaela [Humphries] has been his biggest support and she is so happy to see Kris finally coming out if his funk,” the source reveals.
Kris recently celebrated his birthday at a relatively small party in NYC, where he was, apparently, quite popular with the girls! “Although he isn’t dating anyone right now, it was fun for him to get so much female attention. The girls were just flocking to him.”
Moving right along, Kim and Kris’ divorce proceedings are getting nasty. Kris is seeking an annulment based on fraud, and Kim would like a traditional divorce. Because Kris is refusing to withdraw his petition for the annulment and seeking to have their prenup invalidated, Kim may have a public trial on her hands.
Kim is afraid that all her trashy behavior may be open for public consumption and now she is asking her lawyer, Laura Wasser, to seek private mediation to prevent Kris from trying to expose her fake wedding and scheming, money-grubbing Kardashian ways to the world!
“A public trial is the last thing that Kim wants, and she has instructed her lawyer to formally petition the court so that the divorce can be heard by a mediator, which is routinely done in California, since it’s a no-fault state,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.
Kim believes there’s no reason to have a public trial since the couple was barely married three months and have no assets together. Which is exactly what Kris wants to prove – that Kim had zero intention of treating this marriage seriously!
“Kim doesn’t want a long drawn out trial. She wants the mediation to be private, confidential, and legally binding. She and Kris have no assets together and kept separate bank accounts, so this is a fairly routine divorce proceeding. Kim just wants this over and done with,” the source alleges. I think Kim is scared witless that Kris is going to expose her lying, fake ways to the world! And I hope he does!
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DID KRIS GET MARRIED FOR THE RIGHT REASONS? DO YOU THINK THEIR DIVORCE TRIAL WILL BE MADE PUBLIC? IS KIM AFRAID OF WHAT KRIS MIGHT EXPOSE?
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A photo of Khloe Kardashian and her “dad” Alex Roldan as tweeted by Kylie!
Another shot of Khloe and Kris Jenner’s hairdresser of over 30 years Alex Roldan. They even have the same EXACT smile!
Real Housewives Of Orange County Recap: Make New Friends, But Keep The Old
WOO HOO! A new season of Real Housewives of Orange County and these biatches better bring it to redeem the great dramaful state of California following the Beverly Buzz Kills debacle. Tamra you do call the shots – to the bartender! Line ‘em up!
Things begin with Gretchen in her totes normal house with a totes normal bathroom, despite the rose petals on the floor. And that’s one thing I’ve always loved about Gretch. Her cutie little beach house that never turns into a McMansion she can’t afford. Gretch is curling her Kim Zolciak Weave Collection wig while wearing over-the-knee boots with a white denim jacket when Slave walks in. He wants to know what she’s late for? Just lunch. Gretchen is elusive and Slave isn’t allowed to come with. He must stay home and pick up dog poop or something.
After using the word “Babe” about 300 times in five minutes, Gretchen confesses she is actually having lunch with her arch nemesis, Tamra! Cue the suspenseful music! The two evil queens of Orange County will meet with each other in a blonde vs. blonde face-off, to once and for all, bury the hatchet!
Gretchen reveals that she is so tired of the Tamra nonsense and it has really taken a toll on both of them! Slave is furious that Gretchen would try to make amends with the woman that so besmirched their stellar reputations, but Gretchen wants to be the bigger person. And by that she means the person with bigger hair. To lunch by the shore she shall go!
Moving along we go to Vicki’s house. Vicki is selling her mansion. And she’s also still a micro-managing, OCD, control freak who is nagging Michael about arranging a bed spread. Michael lives at home so Vicki can do all the work cleaning up after him while he gets trashed and makes fun of her. Actually, I love Mike – he’s one of my favorite Housewife kid-dults. Vicki is having a meltdown about showing the house and rushing around abusing pillows. She’s, um, quite serious about that dent in the middle, isn’t she?
Donn is also still living in the house, because Vicki needs his financial help to maintain things, however, they make a concerted effort to avoid each other and haven’t interacted in two months. Why can’t Vicki just admit she’s moved onto the sofa in her Coto Insurance office? I think Donn is intentionally forgetting to jackknife the pillows.
Vicki tells us about her new man, Brooks, who has never visited her house because it would be disrespectful to Donn. Vicki is happy and feels fulfilled and everything is perfect. Except the pillows. They’re just never right.
Tamra and Gretchen meet, circling each other in a swirl of peroxide blonde while waiting for their cocktails. Tamra admits the hatred between the two desperate to be queen bee Housewives has reached a critical and toxic point – more deadly than the tanning beds they regularly subject the leather they call skin to. Gretchen is wary, because as we all know, Tamra is a wild card who might throw wine in your face because you say the wrong thing! Cease and desist, bitch!
Tamra gets right to the point. She likes Gretchen, but it was beneficial to the storyline to hate her and Slave and keep digging up dirt on them. But now that the producers have told her to knock it off, she’s lost Jay Photoglou’s number and wants to make amends. Gretchen smiles, nods, and avoids the appetizers.
Tamra wants to move forward and Gretchen realizes being pissed is really aging so she’s wants to let it go as well. The ladies come to the amazing conclusion that in the future they should just talk TO each other instead of about each other! Hmmmm… imagine that! Tamra apologizes and Gretchen accepts. And then Tamra gives Gretchen a friendship bracelet with a cheesy Halmark message and just like that they’re best friends forever. There’s only two problems: Slave and Vicki! Those two will surely ruin this blossoming love with their jealousy!
Tamra admits Vicki scares her and she hasn’t told her about this little tet-a-tet, because she doesn’t want to make the Vickster mad. Um… is Tamra going to claim Vicki’s abusing her next? Tamra admits she kinda feels a little like she’s cheating on Vicki with Gretchen, because she has been sneaking around behind her back. No worries – Vicki will find out at the party she’s having that everyone is invited too!
We check in with Alexis and discover… she’s still Alexis! Sadly. Except she has a new assistant that doesn’t at all resemble Jimblob. Alexis tells a lie about selling her old house that she was renting and buying a new house. She’s still in charge of everything domestically related. She still has Alexis Hoe-ture. Who is buying that schlock, I ask? She’s still wearing crop tops and huge extensions. And camel toes. She has a new job doing beauty and health reporting for some news show in San Diego. And she’s going to be sporting camel toe on live television? Twice – once for the news and once for RHOC. If she likes camel toe, so does Jesus, cause he just wants her to be happy, you guys!
Alexis is scrambling around getting everything prepped for her big Friday morning gig talking about butts on the news. She’s so relevant, y’all! In the tizzy of putting snack bars on the counter, she forgets to set the alarm for her forty-something blob; so now the kids aren’t going to get up in time for school. Doesn’t Jim have a job to get to? #rhetoricalquestion.
Alexis is in the car freaking out as she calls Jim repeatedly. Her assistant is looking at her side-eyed, like she is the dumbest person alive, wishing she had an eject button to get this broad out of her passenger seat. Alexis kisses the phone, begging Jim to answer. Her assistant lamely suggests she call the home phone; which is disconnected. Alexis claims she doesn’t have the new home phone number – I think somebody didn’t pay the bill!
Tamra is meeting up with her wifey, Vicki. Tamra thinks Donn and Vicki need to quit the Jerry Springer shit and move into separate residences already. They talk divorce deets. Donn wants spousal support, which Vicki sees a slap in the face. Simon still hasn’t signed the divorce papers and he is haggling for patio furniture. Tamra thinks its just another way for him to control her. We find out Donn has a younger lady. Good for you, Donn! Vicki won’t discuss her sex life, and Tamra suspects she’s a closet freak whose getting freaky all the time. Ewwww…
Tamra introduces us to new Housewife, Heather, by pretending to sell her a $4 million dollar lot. Heather is dubious about living above a shopping center, but nevertheless the ladies make plans to go for coffee. In the car Tamra pretends she has just met this new great girl that she really is intimidated by likes and asks if she can bring her to Vicki’s party – which Vicki is having purely to matriculate Heather into the group!
Moving right along to Alexis’ budding career as a Pulitzer prize winning journalist, Jesus Barbie is hosting a segment about National Booty Awarness Week Month, by introducing Dr. Booty and his uniquely patented way of describing fruit on the bottom, aka what shape is your butt! Although Alexis isn’t sure if he really has a PhD, he’s very knowledgeable about butts, so he’s practically a doctor, right?! That was embarrassing to watch – ugh!
Sadly for poor Alexis and her Katie Courig (yes, Courig, she said) dreams, she totally sucks. After explaining to us about how you just can’t mess up on live TV– she messes up everything and it’s a big ol’ cluster f*ck. Um… instead of spending all that time on her make-up, perhaps Alexis should have rehearsed her lines.
Tamra and Heather meet for coffee. Heather looks like she would rather die than be there with Trashy Tamra. Tamra is excited about introducing Heather to the group, being that Heather is very different from everyone else. Meaning not only is she a brunette, but she’s classy, sophisticated, and intelligent. Heather is married to a plastic surgeon, which she declares is an investment in her future. How many items do you thinks she’s used that line?
Tamra predicts Alexis will not take to Heather, because Heather is everything Alexis wishes she were – namely rich! Well, Heather’s husband seems to be gainfully employed, whereas Jim can’t work a freaking alarm clock. Heather seems nice and interesting – I’m excited to see how she’ll spin this group up! So do y’all think Tamra likes Heather?! She kinda seems to have a little girl on her!
Alexis arrives at Gretchen’s for a pre-Vicki’s party drink. Alexis gifts Gretchen with some Alexis Hoe-ture. That’s going right in the Goodwill bag – or on one of eBay closet clean out acutions. Alexis is annoyed that Tamra will be there and she packed the Shout wipes just in case Tamra gets a little cray-cray with the red wine. Gretchen awkwardly avoids letting Alexis know she actually likes Tamra now.
The ladies talk Peggy attending Vicki’s shindig and Alexis is nervous about running into her – after all Peggy stalked her husband and that’s a total faux pas! Does Alexis seriously expect us to believe ANYONE stalked Jim Bellino – even Gretchen was seconds away from laughing in her face! Alexis goes on and on about how Peggy was in the wrong for not telling her they had sex 40 million years ago and she believes Peggy is still obsessed with Jim.
Gretchen introduces her friend Sarah to the group. Sarah has decided to show up in a pair of ratty jeans and hair that’s never seen a brush. I predict that this one will be a winner. Not. In the limo they continue to talk Peggy and how she betrayed Alexis. So tiresome.
Meanwhile at Tamra’s, Peggy has returned to dish about Jimblob. Tamra thinks Peggy is rightfully embarrassed about her affiliation with Jim – even though it was 15-years-ago. Peggy reveals that Jim was very popular with the ladies. Yes – Jesus Jim used to be a player, and he had a lot of toys. I guess he was always spending money he didn’t have! No word on the size of his member. #thankyoujesus. Peggy seems hesitant to discuss much, which is either because she’s A) embarrassed; B) a nice person who doesn’t trash talk a friend’s husband; or C) has something to hide.
Vicki is having a Cajun Themed backyard BBQ because she’s taken to Southern food since dating Brooks. Vicki’s yard looks beautiful, but her skirt is faaar too short! Vicki is hoping for a peaceful, dramaless night. Tell tale death knell right there!
As Peggy, Heather, and Tamra (sporting an Adrienne Maloof castoff in the form of a satin ill-fitting, eighties jumpsuit) arrive, Alexis’ hair stands on end. She’s furious at Peggy for dating her man and she’s not going to take it any longer!.
Alexis wants to be cordial and ladylike–a good Christian woman–but she’s not, so whaddaya gonna do! And we’ll have to wait until next week to see how this pans out! Poor Heather – she does seem too classy for this bunch of wild hoodlums in discount cocktail dresses!
Watch What Happens Live: The guests are Gretchen and Taylor Armstrong – just in case you haven’t seen enough of her lately, she’s back! Gretchen looks super pretty, but I’m over the side pony. Taylor looks frazzled and in desperate need of a hydrating facial. Slave is also in the house as the WWHL bar bitch!
Andy compliment counts Tamra’s butt kissing of Heather and rehashes Alexis’ Dr. Booty segment. What kind of fruit is a butt kisser? I gotta admit Gretchen’s pretty fun tonight.
Andy confronts Taylor about Brandi’s comments concerning her book and Taylor goes all Oklahoma, stating Brandi says explosive things because she wants a permanent job with RHOBH. Yeah – she specifically wants your job Tay-Tay, because we’re all hoping you’ll be collecting Unemployment next year. Oh whoops – did I say that out loud?
Andy rebuttals that a lot of people think Brandi speaks her mind. Taylor quips it would be a short segment. Oh Taylor, give it up. Andy wonders why Taylor thinks people are responding negatively to her book? Taylor talks about the cycle of violence and Andy calls her out that she is writing the book for money. Dang, Andy! Where were you at the reunion?!
Andy asks about Russell’s sister publicly doubting the book. Taylor claims everyone is hurting–including her–and that Laurie Kelso doesn’t know what happened. She reveals she has a titanium mesh implant holding up her left eye and she has to get another CAT scan, so take that abuse doubters! Yikes!
Gretchen denies getting work done, but desperately wants a nose job! Gretchen won’t answer if she and Slade will tie the knot! The Taylor-Fernanda affair is addressed, and Taylor says Fernanda made it up. Gretchen looks shocked to hear this!
Gretchen is up first for Plead The Fifth, she pleads on the Alexis question and freezes and won’t sing live. LAME. Andy wonders if said song exists… I wonder if said recording artist was actually the said singer of said song! The lady doth protest too much!
The game is Booty-ful Stranger! OC has better booties than BH – hand’s down! Taylor is up next for Plead The Fifth – and she agonizes over every question, claiming she’s been tortured enough lately. Although, she does choose Lisa over Adrienne – which is interesting.
The Poll Question is: Do you think Tamra Gretchen’s friendship will last? 70% say NO!
THOUGHTS ON THE NEW SEASON? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF NEW HOUSEWIFE HEATHER? WILL TAMRA AND GRETCHEN’S FRIENDSHIP LAST? WAS ANDY TOO TOUGH ON TAYLOR ON WWHL OR IS HE FINALLY ASKING THE QUESTIONS VIEWERS WANT ANSWERED?
Report – Nene Leakes’ Son Bryson Hospitalized After Bar Fight! Plus Did Sweetie Steal From Kim Zolciak?
Bad news today for Real Housewives of Atlanta star Nene Leakes’ as her son Bryson Bryant is once again making headlines for all the wrong reasons!
Following a TMZ report last year that Bryson was arrested after shoplifting razors from a local Walmart, there are numerous reports this morning that Bryson was hospitalized following a brutal bar fight.
Sources tell the StraightFromTheA blog that Bryson got into an altercation, at a local Atlanta night spot during an argument with another patron over a girl.
Words were reportedly exchanged and the two young men came to blows, resulting in Bryson being escorted to the hospital with several head wounds and a broken jaw. Other reports state Bryson also suffered multiple broken bones in his face. Yikes.
Nene however took to her twitter late yesterday to issue a non-denial denial. The Nene tweeted: “Don’t get me wrong, I love 2 b prayed 4 but sendin me well wishes about a bunch of lies is just crazy! The sh*t yall read believe.”
Unfortunately for Nene, she forgot to get the denial memo to her son Bryson, who tweeted that he was indeed in the hospital and on pain killers. Bryson tweeted: “Soon as the doc bring wat i need i go 2 sleep,” later adding: “Yay dey jus walked n wit my meds ill be on da moon in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 q.”
Alrighty. Moving on to Kim Zolciak and her former assistant Sweetie Hughes! If you recall, the two had a falling out late last year for reasons they never revealed, which led to Kim firing her. The duo, however, appear to have made up last month.
Well, according to a new report/blind item, a source is claiming Kim fired Sweetie because Sweetie allegedly stole from her and brought people into her home. It gets even better, as the source states Kim would never speak negatively of Sweetie, because Sweetie has a ton of dirt on her! Now that I believe!
Below is the full blind item, via Bossip -
“One of the blonder, paler-skinned Real Housewives Of Atlanta is rumored to have parted ways with her long-time, weave-wearing, darker-skinned assistant. After noticing that some random items were “missing” and seeing some unauthorized charges on her credit card the reality-show diva filed charges with local authorities and suspected that the assistant could be involved even though police apprehended the culprit. We’ve seen first hand on the show that there has been some tension between the two women because of laziness on the part of said employee. It is also rumored that the assistant has a new boyfriend that she brought to her surgically-enhanced employers house, and that was the straw that broke the cougar’s back!
Although she is said to be furious with her ex-assistant, she will not speak ill of her because the assistant has TONS of dirt on her and she don’t want those problems!”
Ai ya ya. All very interesting!
TELL US – THOUGHTS ON BRYSON BEING INVOLVED IN A DANGEROUS BAR FIGHT? DO YOU BELIEVE THE BLIND ITEM ABOUT SWEETIE AND KIM?
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