Poor Kim Kardashian…girl just can’t catch a break!  Not only is she playing the role of dutiful girlfriend while on tour with Kanye West, ahem, I mean coincidentally in London with him while she promotes her fragrance line, but she also must put up with groupies as well.  Sources report that Kim has put the kabosh on him greeting fans after his concert, but she’s still envious of his relationships with different females on the tour.

The source reveals, “Kanye has a load of girls he’s friends with. Most are stylists or from the fashion set but Kim’s not happy about them being alone with him backstage.  She sees how well he gets on with girls because of his sensitive side and has decided to rein in the entourage a bit. Kim is trying to put a stop to this as she doesn’t want to look or feel awkward at any point.”  I’m sorry, his sensitive side?  I may or may not have just spewed coffee after reading that!

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Fear not though, as Kim got her sweet revenge by allowing British talk show host Alan Carr to touch her bum while working across the pond.  The reality maven appeared on Carr’s show to promote that aforementioned fragrance and got a tad frisky with the Brit.  E! reports on the tush talk.

After Carr praised Kim for having “the best bum in the world,”  she replied, “It’s weird to think of yourself like that, but I do work out all the time.”  Do you really?  Because it seems to me that what you do all the time is film reality shows, make appearances, and follow around your rapper boyfriend…throw a wedding in the mix and the time it takes to count all your money, and I see very little work-out time left in  your schedule.

“I also think it’s like an Armenian thing,” Kim continues. “It runs in the family and we’re all really curvy. So I thank my roots for giving me a big butt!”

Kim then allowed the host some quality time with her arse, allowing him to pat it before asking, “You know what a real butt feels like, right?”

She did, however, answer honestly when asked about criticism from the media.  Kim explains, “You know, it doesn’t really bother me. I’m pretty realistic. I don’t sing, I don’t dance. I’m not that kind of celebrity.  I don’t think reality people get that much respect. I have to get people to like me for being me, not for a script that someone’s written for me. I’m just thankful we’re on the seventh season of our show and people are still into it and think we’re fun and crazy. There are a lot of things that I do, so I don’t really look at it negatively.”  Probably not, she likely just laughing all the way to the bank.  I would be!

Not to mention that during her time in London Kim has been rubbing elbows with actual celebrities according to PopSugar.  At the after party for Kanye and Jay-Z’s Watch the Throne concert, Kimmy and brother Rob (where has he been hiding?) were in the company of Gwenyth Paltrow and her husband, Coldplay front man Chris Martin, as well as Jay-Z’s protege Rhianna.

Moving on to a slightly less obnoxious sister, you all know that Kourtney and beau (?) Scott Disick are expecting a daughter.  She had her baby shower last weekend, and Us Weekly has the exclusive photos of the soiree.   Is there anything that this family doesn’t sell or film?  Apparently not.  The shower was over-the-top, with guests enjoying Kanye sightings, cotton candy, and…flamingos?  “The party was perfect!” Kourtney tells the magazine.

Watch the video below to see Kourtney and Scott reveal the gender of their baby during a Jenner Kardashian family dinner.

DO YOU THINK THAT KIM AND KANYE ARE GOING TO LAST?  WOULD HAVE FLAMINGOS AT YOUR BABY SHOWER?