The Greatest Quote About Justin Bieber You Will Ever Read in Your Life
“I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.”
- Mos Def via Twitter.
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Happy Presidents’ Day and The Worst Idea I’ve Ever Had in My Life
…. Okay, I have a drinking problem.
In honor of the two most easily-remembered presidents, The Superficial will call it a day to reflect on the proud moment in our nation’s history when these brave men rode dinosaurs with Jesus into the west, leaving no abortion doctor or minority unshooted. In the meantime, be sure to Read More …
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Michael Jackson ‘was, like, the best dad ever,’ kids tell Oprah Winfrey
Michael Jackson ‘was, like, the best dad ever,’ kids tell Oprah Winfrey
Television host Oprah Winfrey (left) is seen in the backyard of the home of Katherine and Joe Jackson, with their grandchildren by Michael Jackson, Prince, Paris and “Blanket.’
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The Scariest Jennifer Lopez Face You Will Ever See and Other News
- Kimora Lee Simmons is fascinated by baby boy penises.
- Ke$ha was fostered by the Lohans?
- January Jones for Victoria’s Secret. That’s all I saw here.
- Jenna Bentley might have a moth problem at her house.
- Alessandra Ambrosio in Harper’s Bazaar.
- Miranda Kerr wants you Read More …
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OMG. Every Hotel Key Card Ever
You know it s happened to you every freakin time. Or at least it feels that way.
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