Scarlett Johansson is Definitely Banging Sean Penn
Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were not only spotted together in LA this week, but Scarlett had her foot resting comfortably in what the Haitians refer to as, “Lenn Sovè a la,” a.k.a. The Savior’s Groin. Later, he’d tell her it had the power to physically heal broken earth, but only if handled correctly. With Read More …
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Taylor Momsen Definitely Didn’t Apologize to Her Parents
There’ve been a lot of headlines recently about Taylor Momsen supposedly apologizing to her parents after she blamed them for her current state. I finally got around to reading it today and they have to be joking. This doesn’t even come close to an apology. Via Popeater:
After facing backlash — from both the public and Read More …
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‘Teen Mom’ Farrah is in a Bikini, And Those Are Definitely Implants
Allow me to introduce Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, the latest addition to the MTV Reality Stars Who Get Implants Then Stage Bikini Photos With the Paparazzi Club. What’s incredible is despite the new bolt-ons, and an admittedly well-toned body, I still can’t get over how badly I want to light this chick’s face on Read More …
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Reese Witherspoon Definitely Works Out and Other News
- Montel Williams was riding dirty.
- Joe Jonas asked if he is gay on video.
-Ryan Gosling and Blake Lively are probably hooking up. *sets fire to Gossip Girl posters*
- Nicole Scherzinger likes to swim.
- Heidi Montag is remorseful. For cash.
- John Mellencamp and Meg Ryan Read More …
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Miranda Kerr Is, Uh, Definitely Pregnant
Presumably in a bid to accelerate Orlando Bloom’s murder, pregnant supermodel Miranda Kerr appears nude in the December issue of W Magazine. So to honor what once was, and may never will be again unless she was injected with the same super-soldier serum as Alessandra Ambrosio, I’ve included a gallery of Miranda Kerr as I Read More …
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