The iPad Tweet That Enraged Steve Jobs?
There was inevitably some cultural friction when Apple’s secretive CEO took his new iPad around to New York’s professionally indiscreet media. Exhibit A is a single tweet from a Wall Street Journal editor, which purportedly made Steve Jobs go ballistic:
The Journal‘s online executive editor Alan Murray quickly deleted the Feb. 4 tweet, which, it is now obvious, was issued during Apple CEO Jobs’ show-and-tell with select Journal staff. A tipster told us the deletion ultimately traces back to a furious Jobs. We asked Murray for comment, and he wrote back “I would love to talk about this, but can’t.” In a later email, he added:
I will say that Apple’s general paranoia about news coverage is truly extraordinary— but that’s not telling you anything you didn’t already know.
Indeed, Apple is a notoriously tight-lipped company, particularly under Jobs, and is constantly trying to control the flow of news about its product. Apple sued a teenaged blogger who published scoops about unreleased products; it lied about Jobs’ health problems; Jobs called a New York Times columnist a “slime bucket” for writing about said health problems; and an employee of key Apple contractor Foxconn had his apartment illegally searched after losing an iPhone prototype (he later committed suicide amid intense pressure from his employer).
If Jobs did give Murray a tongue lashing — his withering verbal abuse is infamous — the editor can console himself with the knowledge that this is is an especially touchy time of year for the paranoiac. And not just because of the pressures of shepherding and unveiling a new product.
At Jobs’ meeting at the Times, the CEO was mostly on point, painting a utopian picture of happy future world awash in iPads. But at one juncture in the meeting, we hear, he took a detour, telling assembled newspaper staff that he gets tons of hate mail from people whenever he launches a new product — people who have never even used it, including angry Apple “fans.” Jobs reportedly described the mail as “really nasty stuff… [things] like ‘Fuck you and your family.’”
It sounds like Jobs has been fighting this sort of backlash his whole career, judging from this 1994 Rolling Stone interview:
“I’ve always been attracted to the more revolutionary changes. I don’t know why. Because they’re harder. They’re much more stressful emotionally. And you usually go through a period where everybody tells you that you’ve completely failed.”
Of course, “fuck you and your family” sound less like fanboys than regretful stock speculators. That’s the sort of e-note to go ballistic over.
(Updates: Added background on Apple secrecy, Rolling Stone quote.)
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@sfBirdie: Seriously looney.
FrankenPC
From berating his employees, to parking in a handicapped zone this iSuck dickbag is unbelievable.
Calgetty
I’m just not interested in the ipad. not because i hate jobs or apple, because I would like to CREATE, not CONSUME. Even in the most elementary levels of the term, Apple stifles all abilities to customize and produce on their handheld products. imagine Photoshop on this thing with a stylist? Apple could do wonders. I guess we have to thank Wacom and other companies that fill in the gaps that Apple leaves as they continue to rape the technology industry of all creativity and imagination.
Noodle-Works
@shostakobitch: “No, it looks like every other fucking Tweet, obviously.”
johnny_carsick
I didn’t realize people were still using Twitter.
leavethegun-takethecannoli
Steve Jobs (aka STALIN)
ortizlgnd4
Apple is completely revolutionizing the way Americans ignore tablet computers.
grubish1
@Swifter: Income WIN!
Think of how many taiwanese jobs this has created. Think of all those beautiful screens that will go to waste when people realize they should have just bought a laptop. Waste of resources in my worthless opinion.
Waste of commenting on said waste when people bid on Steve Job’s liver on ebay. They would buy Apple made underpants if they sold them.
grubish1
@skahammer: The Laserwriter was awesome!
Swifter
I’d be pissed too. Alan Murray clearly violated any confidentiality agreement he signed in order to have the priviledge of seeing an advance copy of the iPad.
However, since it is notoriously difficult to enforce NDA, Apple probably would have had trouble if they tried to bring an injunction against Mr. Murry. Thus Steve Jobs was forced to threaten him to protect their intellectual property.
Since ‘the sound advice is to not enter into a confidentiality agreement or share confidential information with a party you do not trust to keep the information confidential’, I’m guessing Alan will be out of the loop next time.
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Animal_Chin
@Swifter: Here in 1983, no one listens to Reagan. People are all breathless about some gizmo from Apple that’s supposed to “change computing forever.” But whatever, the stupid fuckers just don’t realize that the TRS-80 is a peerless design that will never be surpassed.
skahammer
@skahammer: and OMG! Ponies! too
MacJedi
@youngluck: Oh, yes, I want to carry around my $800 iPad with a 30-pin adapter dongle sticking out of it. Fail.
Swifter
@Brian Lam: And a SD memory slot, by way of 30 pin adapter.
youngluck
@skahammer: Say hi to Ronald Reagan for me if you see him.
Swifter
@Brian Lam: Yes, the wireless operators will be thrilled with that. Also, my dick has a microphone.
Swifter
omg that tweet rules.
tomqvaxy
@Swifter: Sorry, I’m reading all these comments on a green-screen TRS-80 in 1983.
skahammer
No iBlowjob, no iHandjob. No iGina or iPeen.
This will be the Country Bears of computer thingies. All the iPromise, none of the iJoy.
Let Steve rage, I say. In hell he shall drown in aesthetically displeasing design and virus-vulnerable software, while demons poke him with styluses, forever.
MisterLumpyDough
@Swifter: actually will have voip. even has a microphone.
Brian Lam
Fuck Steve Jobs and his family.
This comment sent from an iPad.
doesn’t it look cool?
OMG! Ponies!
If this tweet was in Flash, it wouldn’t work on an Ipad, or Iphone.
Otto-Reimer
Steve, I’ll be sure to engage you when I’m on the hunt for the wackest New Balance joints on the planet.
ligmasagbatch
@skahammer: I was talking about the tweet!
Swifter
@Swifter: In Apple’s defense, I can’t quite envision making calls on something as large as the iPad.
But I respect that you’ve gone on record with a prediction here.
skahammer
He’s a wackJob.
sfBirdie
@Swifter: But look how pretty it is.
End of sarcasm.
AndrosZ
After this all blows over, look for Murray to wake up one day in a bathtub full of ice with unexplained incision scars crisscrossing his abdomen.
skahammer
No camera(s). No SD memory slot. No voice telephony. Expensive. Fail.
Swifter
What a boring tweet to incite such ballisism (ballisticism?). I’m entertained though at the idea of an embargo on tweets. (Journalists can hardly be quiet, that’s who they are. No surprise there.)
themediatrix
No, it does not look cool.
shostakobitch
Tweetcrime does not entail death: tweetcrime is death
Niko Bellic
Steve was mad because they hadn’t yet implemented the feature that adds “This tweet sent from an Apple iPad” to every Twitter post yet.
Ron Mexico
Someone get Alan Murray a Gawker commenting account pronto!
UweBollocks